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marriage? no thanks…
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I’m exhausted at the stupidity…
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I’m on a very tight schedule of getting nothing done.
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Tell you what…I’ll give you a call back when I remember why we’re friends.
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You inspire me…to drink.
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Dreams and goals are satan’s way of distracting you.
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I’m too pretty to work.
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You hated me in high school and now I’m fantastic.


